Insomnia Hotel

Welcome to the Insomnia Hotel and Spa: 

where your sleepless nights become our dreams!

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Still awake at 2 a.m?

No problem. Everyone is awake at this hour.

Can’t sleep?

Join the club in the lounge of worried strangers.

Think you might have issues?

Our resident sleep-shrink is in Room 3.

Sick of being told it’s stress?

Come and have a massage at midnight.

Don’t want to go to work tomorrow?

Call in tired and sleep all day!

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