Welcome to the Insomnia Hotel and Spa:
where your sleepless nights become our dreams!
Still awake at 2 a.m?
No problem. Everyone is awake at this hour.
Join the club in the lounge of worried strangers.
Think you might have issues?
Our resident sleep-shrink is in Room 3.
Sick of being told it’s stress?
Come and have a massage at midnight.
Don’t want to go to work tomorrow?
Call in tired and sleep all day!