Sorry I’ve left today’s countdown post so late but I found the new McBusted album on Spotify.
ANYWAY – Christmas is only 2 weeks away and everyone’s getting excited about all the wonderful presents waiting to be opened. SO I thought I’d write you a funny poem about Christmas Day:
under a store bought tree
kids waiting for the big day
knowing Santa is on his way
parents wishing the holidays would never end
because they don’t want to work again
students grappling for the last piece of meat
because they haven’t eaten for 12 weeks
but finally Christmas Day comes around
the men head for a drink
women cry into the kitchen sink
the stuffing’s burnt
and your aunt hates peas
the cat has hidden the tinsel from the bloody tree
Granddad Jerry found the booze again
and now he’s sleeping in the den
but by the time the turkey’s done
everyone’s had their bit of fun
so it’s time to sit with the family
and pretend the food isn’t making you queasy.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
now somebody pass me a goddamn beer!