Overheard Conversations

Some context – I work in a luggage concession

Husband and Wife –

“Is that a zip?”

“No it’s a pocket.”

“Oh, okay.”

“It’s your chocolate pocket.”

“Ooh”

Man and woman –

“Do you think if I dropped it, it would break?”

“You’re an idiot”

Little girl to mother –

“That lady’s at her desk”

“Yeah”

“She doesn’t have a chair.”

“No.”

“Is that why she looks tireded?”

A customer to me –

“Do these padlocks come with keys?”

“They’d be a bit pointless if they didn’t”

(You should the seen the look on his face when he realised what he’s said)

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